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Stupid Shock

That moment when you are paralyzed in a facepalming state and almost in pain after hearing the stupidest thing ever
Person 1 : I don't like buying boxes because they are always empty.
Person 2 : Wow, you just put me in Stupid Shock. It literally hurts to contemplate your stupidity right now.
by ebolaids January 14, 2015
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Shock Block

The act of parking your ICE (internal combustion engine) vehicle in a spot designated for EV (electric vehicle) thus blocking the responsible earthling from charging their means of transportation
I went to plug in and some asshat with a Jeep was shock blocking the space
by Tesla Guy December 6, 2024
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shock and aww

When you encounter something very cute and “aww worthy,” to the point of it destabilizing you and pulverizing a few brain cells.

From “shock and awe,” a military strategy that involves using overwhelming force and firepower to quickly gain dominance over an adversary.

Shock and aww is used by social media platforms to keep people hooked
I was overcome by shock and aww: how could I resist a compilation video of shelter puppies’ reactions of getting forehead kisses 🥺
by Sickomonster December 4, 2024
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shock paddles

Another phrase for defibrillator because defibrillator IS WAY too hard to type or say without typos
He Has No Pulse! Get the shock paddles!
by Frilled Potato September 5, 2018
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I-Shock

Noun: The act of playing your ipod when the volume is accidently turned to maximum, usually caused by plugging it into a speaker. This usually results in a very bad headache and bleeding ears and/or looking like an idiot
Man after that party i got the worst I-shock after having my ipod plugged into those speakers.
by Ikutto November 13, 2011
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Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.
guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)
by guy that yes February 18, 2024
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