shiggley shank

A term use to inform someone that you are about to stab and rob them.

Person One: Listen here pal. Make one move and I'll shiggley shank you.
Person Two: *Shaking* Ok man I-I'll do what you w-want just don't shiggley shank me.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

Ship shanked

Shit out of luck

When I found myself in trouble and with no way out, I was ship shanked.

by Brianswords October 3, 2020

Shank

This is a combination of the words shit and wank. As suggested it is when a person has a wank and as they are about to cum they have a shit, this can give a mega orgasm!!!

Jimmy wanted more thank a simple wank so he had a shank and fuck me what a good shank it was.

by johnzaqxsw June 5, 2007

Ryan Shanks

Gets a lot of sex from women daily and has a 13 inch cock. Very strong and touch man. He Has a six pack. He is very sexy and cute. He only plays with women on video games.

OMG Ryan Shanks cock was so big last night

by Massive Cock Man Ryan April 15, 2021

Pink shank

A rosy toned penis used to slaughter pussy

Derrick was so mad at Gina for say "he's a baby and he's a boy" 10,000 times that he stabbed her over and over again with his pink shank until her pussy wept tears of creamy joy.

by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023

Shank

The relaxation method most commonly used by men in the bathroom. The process involves Wanking and any combination of: Showering, Shitting, or Shaving. Combining the skills requires great skill and double (Two from the 'Sh...' list) and triple (three of the 'Sh....' list) shanks have been know to be fatal.

(Man returns from bathroom on night-out)
Mate: Good Shank?
Man: Yeah, just a double though - I left my razor at home.

by Doone March 9, 2011

Shank

Slang for stabbing
Commonly used among chavs and roadmen

I'll shank him bruv- angry chav or roadman

by British slang translator April 14, 2020