seeing your crush in a relationship

It’s the worst thing because you wish you were that other person who’s in a relationship with your crush and you just imagine life with your crush if you guys were together.

Example:

Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend

Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*

Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋

Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*

Girl: OmG noooooooo

Friend: hey what happened

Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭

Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?

by Funny & hilarious person May 12, 2018

Going to See The Wizard

Slang for a large recreational purchase of marijauna. A reference to The Wizard of "Oz," or "Ounce."

"I'm going to see the wizard tomorrow."

by Doctor Gonz0 September 29, 2006

Do you see me?

A phrase used to convince any one person that there is no question you are a complete psychopath, and will probably cause them harm if you play with a bad hand.

Receptionist: Did I do something wrong?

You: That depends, do you see me?

by Lean Deemz April 2, 2008

seeing Mr. Brown to the coast

Taking a dump for several minutes.

I was just seeing Mr. Brown to the coast.

by Elpido Gomez August 23, 2006

Come see me on the One

Challenging someone to a one on one fight. No one jumps in, who ever wins, wins and whoever loses, loses...

Originated on the East Coast.. place of origin, Carteret, New Jersey

your at a party and someone is talking shit to your or confronts you about something with his boys around and he wants to fight you say Come See me on the one.

Boy talkin shit- " ey bitch i herd you was tryn to get wit my girl, keep tryin that shit and ima fuck u up"

You- Bitch please if u really wanna get at me then "come see me on the one" unless u a little bitch ass and need 5 of ya boys to come get at me.

by Jmac3 August 13, 2008

i’ll see if i can

No, this means no

Guy: We should hang out this weekend.

Girl: I’ll see if I can.

By saying this she is telling you no

by eldestbrotherG March 9, 2018

see a man about a horse

To take a piss.

I need to see a man about a horse.

by gypsybelle August 13, 2016