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Sand Paper Hand Job

(n) the painfully sexual act performed on a male by a completely sadistic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.
That dirty trailer skunk that I picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that I bled through my jeans.

Sand Castle 

Verb:

When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand, it piles up like a sand castle above the toilet water.
*Leaves sand castle in toilet*

Guy 1: "Who sand castled the toilet!"
Sand Castle by McHuge3 November 18, 2013

sand bar 

See also: "nifkin" or "grundle"
the area between the bottom of your sack and your ass hole
come here and massage my sand bar
sand bar by niggers suck May 20, 2003

sand shrew 

n. a person from the middle east. Golden in complexion perfectly complemented with a rough black beard. many sand shrews can be found traveling in caravans.
Look at that damn sand shrew over there. He is giving G.W. a piping hot carl!
sand shrew by America February 18, 2004

sand monster 

May also be called the beach monster. The act of doing your woman on the beach, finishing on her face, and then throwing sand in her face. Because of your "Finish" the sand will stick to her face, and sand will most defiantly go in her eyes making her mad. The combination of the two makes a sand monster. This can also be done in your home, but with the use of cooking salt instead of sand.
"Yea me and betty did it on the beach, and i gave her a sand monster"

sand monster by Sum Yung Cow January 13, 2009

Sand nigger

Duhhhh sand nigger
Sand nigger by Duhhhhhhhderka April 18, 2019