by Shrekyboy October 09, 2020
Shrek is the god we shall all praise. He has the thiccest ass cheeks in all the swamp. Shrek is love shrek is life. If you thinkj hes not daddy, you will be immediately sacrificed to lord farquaad. periodt.
by ThiccDudelmao January 21, 2020
Shrek is a very green sexy man he is so sexy i suck his toes every night and i want to wake up to him hes daddy and i would drop anyone for him
by Kat Shreks Wife December 21, 2020
by Ur mom is hot.. ;) March 23, 2022
Ava - Did you pray to shrek last night?
Leilani - Oh sneakers, shrek please forgive me
Ava - You nincompoop
Leilani - Oh sneakers, shrek please forgive me
Ava - You nincompoop
by Shrekislife123 November 19, 2019