Shrek

NOTHING CAN EVER BEAT SHRE WITH HIS MASSIVE OGRE PP
by Shrekyboy October 09, 2020
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Shrek is the god we shall all praise. He has the thiccest ass cheeks in all the swamp. Shrek is love shrek is life. If you thinkj hes not daddy, you will be immediately sacrificed to lord farquaad. periodt.
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Shrek is a very green sexy man he is so sexy i suck his toes every night and i want to wake up to him hes daddy and i would drop anyone for him
Kat: OMG IS THAT MY DADDY

Shrek: GET OUT ME SWAMP YOU STD

Kat: cmere 😏😏
by Kat Shreks Wife December 21, 2020
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shrek is dope movie
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An ogre who is like an onion who has layers
Shrek is like an onion it has layers
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Shrek is god, you must pray to him each night and watch his delicious memes
Ava - Did you pray to shrek last night?
Leilani - Oh sneakers, shrek please forgive me
Ava - You nincompoop
by Shrekislife123 November 19, 2019
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