Riley

a selfish prick and a massive cunt that u cant trust

riley lied to me

by xdetcfvhbhnjkjlyurdfc November 27, 2021

Riley Cooper

I hate this guy

I really hate Riley Cooper.

by BrieflyMonitored March 27, 2022

Riley

Rileys are people who are fun to be around and always know how to help everyone have a good time. They brighten spaces with their humour and smile and always know what to do when something goes wrong. Rileys are sympathetic and care about their friends. Sometimes they even bark.

random dipshit: Shut up Riley 😡
Riley: BARK BARK BARK 🐶
random dipshit: oh no 😨😓

by rileysbestfriend November 22, 2021

Riley

A Riley is a person who gives zero fucks about your cock, he will absolutely demise and ignore it when ever you walk in the room. It's almost as if he's a heterosexual, since it's been months since he last jumped on the tipity top of my enormous cock. It's almost as if he's forgotten it exists, and where his true home is located.

Wow! Riley is a faggot for wanting pussy.

by Mr Coleswife June 1, 2025

Riley

My main man Riley, he be the real 💯, we be gangsta

Guy 1: oh you see that guy?
Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: that’s Riley!
Guy 2: oh he be epic then!
Guy 1: yup yup

by Yo I love people and don’t mak November 2, 2019

Riley

The commonplace name "Riley" is a term often used to describe and address someone of whom can be characterised by exaggerated autistic monkey midget-esk features.

"Yes officer, it was that tweaker Riley! That was the gremlin who threatened to rape my ass!

by Thy bearer of all knowledge November 21, 2023

Riley

Riley... Riley is a boy with rich parents and does not care that everyone knows. He will flaunt his money by buying supreme slides and backpacks. He is very smart by arrogant about it.

“Hey, is that Riley?”
“Ugh? Yeah, showing off his new SUPREME shirt.”

by ReeseSD May 20, 2018