The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.
A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"
or
David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
or
David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
by NOOTNOOOT July 3, 2011
Get the Successful Poomug. by rejat April 9, 2019
Get the poo eyesmug. That feeling of elation you get when you finally take a dump. Feeling of elation lasts anything up to an hour afterwards.
John: "I was stuck in that meeting for an hour and finally got to use the bathroom. I feel so poo happy now."
by shakytrousers December 18, 2011
Get the poo happymug. In the world of business, a poo roundabout is when a company hires someone shit, they do shit, then they're hired somewhere else where they do the same shit resulting in a poo roundabout.
by Businessinsider101 June 19, 2015
Get the poo roundaboutmug. Non-contiguous fecal matter with a green hue that resembles seaweed in a dirty pond, resulting from eating half a jar of spicy pepperoncinis, drinking approximately 8 beers, and letting it ferment in the stomach overnight.
Dude it literally took me 40 minutes to squeeze out that seaweed poo this morning and now my bunghole burns.
by BigArns1 September 1, 2009
Get the Seaweed Poomug. Riley: "Renee, aren't you gonna remove the nasty part of the banana?"
Renee: "No, I goes head first for the poo gunker"
Renee: "No, I goes head first for the poo gunker"
by ket. February 16, 2017
Get the Poo Gunkermug. by M_R_B May 9, 2009
Get the Precautionary poomug.