Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.

Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.

by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023

Paris

a poopyhead

Paris is so annoying

by helloluv May 7, 2020

Paris

A guy who is a ride or dies. Seems quiet at first but once you get to know him he goofy. Calm in most situations but when it comes to it he about that action and pray you don’t get in his way when he pissed.

Damn Paris really is about that life.

by That one dude everyone knows September 25, 2020

Paris

Everyone asks who are in Paris but never where is Paris

If Paris is the capital of Nigeria it would make too much sense why there are so many niggers. You are right! Why don`t people ask where Paris is ?!

by L9eart March 19, 2021

Paris

The city of Love,

A woman or man named Paris will have you Lost in their soul.

One night in Paris will have you knowing what love is.

by Pdiddy33 November 22, 2021

Paris Niggers

When the niggers went to paris successfully.

These two niggers are Paris Niggers.

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

PARI

PARI IS AN ANGEL FROM HEAVEN.One of the sweetest girl y'll ever find in this whole entire world.She's very sensitive and wants to always remain close to her family and friends.Always want to make them feel proud of her.Her strength and weakness are them.She looks for the best in the world as she's very helping in nature one could find.She laughs at her jokes even when no one is around and feels she's the most humorous human being in this planet.Kinda intelligent too and always want to see her name in top.Her dreams are expectless but definitely will chase them one day and will be the most successful person.

GIRL:Are you available for me?
BOY:Only if you're PARI

by IDKMEEITHERHEHE November 24, 2021