Poo glitter

The appearance of corn in your poop.

After a nice meal of corn on the cob , I am going to be rich in poo glitter tomorrow.

by Pablo Tornado September 22, 2017

Poo Gunker

That nasty end nib of the banana bottom that is brown and gunky lookin'

Riley: "Renee, aren't you gonna remove the nasty part of the banana?"

Renee: "No, I goes head first for the poo gunker"

by ket. February 16, 2017

poo lasso

When you do a sneaky fart, then walk around an unsuspecting victim, ensuring there is a 'lasso' of the stench of your poo around them. There is no escape from the smell

"I quickly and like a stealth ninja farter, surrounded him with my poo lasso"

by Mc Buzzell May 3, 2016

bush poo

Taking a shit while camping in the bush, sometimes without any toilet paper and a substitute is a leaf

Guy 1 : Wheres Barry

Guy 2 : probably hangin' a Bush poo

by Pinger Pete August 25, 2016

haiku poo

Haiku poo, or Haiku o shinagara haiku(Haiku while you poop), is an ancient form of haiku used to pass the time while in the bathroom, meditating on the physical release from within. A three-line poem with 17 syllables, put together in a 5–7–5 pattern, it is usually said in one breath, which may be very helpful depending on type of poop or length of time in the bathroom.

A haiku poo from Sumida Manobutt....

ここで私は座って呼吸する
ヒトデは水に向かって話す
私は終わってフラッシュする

Koko de watashi wa suwatte kokyū suru

Hitode wa mizu ni mukatte hanasu

Watashi wa owatte furasshu suru

Here I sit and breathe
Starfish speaks to the water
I finish and flush

by Zachariah Langley 13 May 4, 2018

Fur-poo

The true description of a cats supposed ‘fur-ball’.

Wow cat, thats one hell of a fur-poo you’ve just coughed up!

by Catit June 24, 2021

poo nesting

To build a nest of toilet paper, prior to pooing, to avoid any splash-back

Person 1: I'm busting to poo, but I don't wanna leave any skid marks
Person 2: You need to do some Poo Nesting!!! Build yourself a Toilet Paper Poo Nest. Problem solved!!!

by Robes100 October 14, 2013