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Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 10, 2022
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ovenable

A food that can be cooked in the oven , either gas or electic. Any product that can be cured or cooked in an oven such as playdough / pre-pared takeaway meals.
Te boy asked his mother " Hey mum is this ovenable as he held up a supermarket single serve plastic wrapped saugage roll"
by Cookeroo July 24, 2021
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indian oven

The post dinner sex after a visit to the Indian palace
Buffet. When suddenly the overwhelming need to shit arrives. The common occurance is a similar result to a Dutch oven only spicier. Best done with SO in vacinity.
Cindy was screaming with pleasure that soon turned to horror as mark had subjected her to an Indian oven.
by Dorkbutt4never September 4, 2017
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community oven

A woman who has had a child with two or more men.
Male 1: "Ashton is pregnant again but not by the same guy. "

Male 2: "wow, I guess she's a community oven."
by Imabanana1 April 20, 2016
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Overclock the Chocolate Oven

Refers to using a heat-stimulation toy on higher than intended settings on a person's anal cavity whilst it contains some amount of chocolate.
I wanna Overclock the Chocolate Oven, and by "Overclock" I mean "Bake", by "Chocolate" I mean "in", by "Oven" I mean "Asshole", and by "the" I mean "Chocolate". If ya know what I'm sayin.
by ComanRandle March 26, 2022
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oven head

committing the act of suicide via violently slamming your head in an oven while it's turned on.
person A: "Did someone leave the oven on?"
person B: "HOLY FUCK, TONY JUST COMMITTED OVEN HEAD!!"
by raccoon lord May 3, 2022
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dutch gas oven

A gas oven used in the process of either heating or burning dutch people.
Guy: Damn, that's a hot dutch gas oven. Bet It'll be able to burn some Dutches!
by white4life69 December 2, 2017
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