Packing The Bench

Packing The Bench is the process of managing to fart while needing to poop, all the while avoiding accidentally sharting. The gas passes around the stool, removing gas pockets and allowing the stool to collect and bulk.

"Yo, I'd avoid standing behind me, I'm really packing the bench over here."

by hollow1 October 29, 2023

Pack a picnic

To insert one's testicles into another person's anus.

She was such a freak, she didn't even mind when I decided to pack a picnic.

by MOCteam May 8, 2010

Marine Pack

Marine Pack is when someone is joining the marines yet still partake in smoking.

Person 1: "Do you have any idea where Noah is?"
Person 2: "No, but he's probably on the marine pack!"

by Marine Recruiter May 3, 2022

Pack the package

When a girl can fit the whole wiener and balls in her mouth for a good couple seconds

Dude first she unzipped my fly and workin on my D, then all of sudden she slipped the balls in there too and started to pack the package

by Dubloq June 14, 2013

rib pack

Someone who has obvious ribs on their body, without a six pack.

Bill:lets go swimming
Tim: no i dont want others to see my rib pack

by swankdiddleqwank July 31, 2005

Biggie Pack

Noun. Defines the bulk quanity of any given item.

Generally, quanity is at least twice the amount of a fuckton (or a metric shitload) of given garbage that you think your ass needs.

"The next time you go the the store get a biggie pack of lotion, my shits raw."

Guy: "I want a biggie pack of cheeseburgers you swine."
Burger Lord: "I need about three fiddy!"

by King Davy of the Giant Cheddar March 19, 2020

Stamina Packing

fast discord packing ; longest in vc wins

"yo my stamina packing was crazy, I lasted over 13 hours"
"nigga no way"
"on god"

by discord.gg/eviction June 28, 2023