Deep Dickin' Tuesday

When it's Tuesday, your kids are in college, and you have the whole house to yourself and you fuck your wife multiple times on the living room floor and then go to the diner.
While Tommy and Dean are at school, me and Patty take full advantage of our favorite day, Deep Dickin' Tuesday.
by Kelce's Lyre Clip November 16, 2018
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Crazy Tuesdays

A day where all reality stops and furniture becomes stunt props, gravity becomes something to beat, and inedible substances become food and drink.

This day results in many injuries and amazing photos and normally involves falling down the stairs, attaching things to testicles and eating money, and is a student event based on works of the Bible surrounding Holy Testicle day.
It's the day after crazy tuesdays, peaceful wednesdays!
by Dudleyshwamm November 03, 2010
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Sneaky Tuesday

Where a man inserts himself in the back door sneakily on a crisp tuesday afternoon while there’s a full moon out.
Bro i just hit my girlfriend with the sneaky tuesday
by Sneaky Tuesday March 01, 2023
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Cornhub Tuesday

Cornhub Tuesday is Tuesday but you go on cornhub and look at corn or buy corn
Somebody:yo it’s tuesday

You:*cornhub Tuesday,now let’s get some corn
by Wjbu herold June 29, 2021
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Tanqueray Tuesday

Tanqueray Tuesday originated from the iconic gin brand, Tanqueray. Known for its exceptional quality and craftsmanship, Tanqueray has been a favorite among gin lovers for generations. The brand wanted to create a dedicated day where gin enthusiasts could come together and celebrate their love for Tanqueray.
Let’s make some bad decisions, it’s Tanqueray Tuesday !
by mav_maaar.leey September 05, 2023
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Dog's Paw Tuesday

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.
This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.
by pinkyndabrain June 15, 2023
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rizzy gyat on a ohio tuesday

black nigger gay rapist sex anal sexy booty nigger that rapes and kills children aka the niggerest of them all, sigma rizzler niggerhead from ohio, yes niggerhead is a real word you fat ass nigger I sodomized a 5 year old girl, along with 20 90 year olds.
rizzy gyat on a ohio tuesday raped and sodomized a 5 year old girl.
by braylanniggersrIZZNIGGEROHIO November 19, 2023
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