johnny jewels

A dump so impressive, you purposely don't flush it so others can enjoy it's magnificence.

I went to the can only to find Tony had left me a johnny jewels in the toilet.

by sinzoftheflesh August 11, 2020

Johnny-Tacklebox

A man with many piercings. Piercings including body, most on face and ears. Occasionally a member of a punk or goth group. Extra indications might include having a spiky Mohawk or a died hair.

These people are fun to point out on road trips.

Bill: Johnny-Tacklebox! over there (points inside the car).

Mark: Ok, I see him next to the hot topic.

by Joecoolguy69 August 21, 2010

Skinny Johnny

A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your

That Skinny Johnny had my head going!

by The Skinny Johnny June 26, 2021

liquid johnny

A made-up sexual euphemism designed to confuse and horrify the friends Ericka, Nate, and/or Sam.

And then I gave him a liquid johnny

by fowlduck April 10, 2016

Dedicated Johnny

that one kid that always chases you across a game map.

“Look at this dedicated Johnny who eliminated me”

by Average food prodect June 06, 2022

johnny davidson

big dick having pussy slayer, always fucking at least 5 10/10s. If your girl meets him, you probably don't have girlfriend anymore

-look at that beautiful man with ten girls around him
-must be a johnny davidson

by babatunde123 September 29, 2023

Johnny Cash

When you eat something that disagrees with you.

When you have explosive diarrhea!

You have a burning ring of fire, after eating those Chilli peppers.

Man, I eat that Chilli and now I have a serious case of Johnny Cash!!

That Thai food gave me a burning ring of fire!!

by Smuggling plums May 24, 2021