nice penguin

A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.

Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.

Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.

by Аnоn December 31, 2011

Nice guy

Anyone named Marco is a nice guy, if not the nicest guy you can ever meet in your life

"Have you seen Marco yet?"
"No, but I've heard he's a pretty nice guy."

by Draveeeennn November 6, 2022

the fit is nice

A phrase used by RKA niggas to describe when somones outfit is fire

*random walks down hallway
Adrian: “Yoo Yoo yoo the fit is nice the fit is nice”

by Jflacko February 2, 2020

mormon nice

1. A nice person who is excessively nice or awkwardly nice in a way that might make someone else feel like something is wrong.

2. A guy who struggles to get a date because he is too nice.

(Was used in the movie “when we first met” to describe someone excessively nice.)

He takes nice to the next level, he’s Mormon nice.

by xwave800 December 18, 2019

*shmack* nice!

The clicking of the lips , followed by a claim of joy

Hey Jackie you look nice in that dress tonight!

Well dean , I've actually got Austioperosis and and increasing scyzopheria so that I'm starting to look for comfort in necrophilia

*shmack* nice!

by Absolute belta May 16, 2017

Nice cock

A saying such as Bria before hoes

Woah bro, that’s a Nice cock

by Iamsheep June 12, 2022

Nice guy

A nice guy is anybody who believes that if one person shows another person of the opposite gender any small gesture of niceness, the first person is absolutely interested romantically/sexually and both persons absolutely should date/smash.

This can go both ways: a nice guy buying a girl flowers and so now she owes him sex; or a girl touching a nice guy's arm and that means she's in love with him.

Nice guy: I guess being nice and being myself is a curse for girls.
Girl: It's probably the whining on FaceBook and the "I'm nice so fuck me" attitude, actually.

by niceguydefinition May 21, 2022