A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018
Get the like trying to nail jello to a catmug. Remembers of shit left under your finger nail after a scat party.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
A badly bruised nail bed caused by pressuring the prostate.
“Hey bros how’s it going?”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
*hand shake*
“Not too bad how about you?”
“Dude… what’s up with your nails? And what’s that smell?”
“I just finished up a dung festival?”
“A what?”
“A scat party!”
“Ew man! You got brown nail.”
by Tricaratope womb raider July 2, 2024
Get the Brown Nailmug. I can't afford to get my nails done professionally.... I'll do it myself! I have junky Nail Syndrome
by Afreur August 19, 2024
Get the Junky Nail Syndromemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025
Get the My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nailsmug. Nailely is a name that belongs to the most beautiful women in the world. she a smart, brave,self respecting women and she needs no one..... but if she takes a interest in u, just know that your in for the most craziest ride of you're life.
by husbano January 15, 2018
Get the Nailelymug. by DudeManSlim May 31, 2021
Get the Nail Pliersmug. On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.
Have you heared what happened to Joe?
No what?
He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.
Oh my god, why?
Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day
No what?
He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.
Oh my god, why?
Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day
by HipósGeci June 20, 2021
Get the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating daymug.