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JT Monday

The misconception that a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday is actually Monday.
I mean, I kinda thought today was JT Monday.
by Seafra October 9, 2008
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hard mondays

the phrase that refers to the weekly release of Hard Launch, a podcast hosted by famous Youtuber duo Dan and Phil, or Daniel Howell and AmazingPhil. The podcast, or known by the fans as the "phodcast" released it's first episode on October 16th 2025, after Dan and Phil had announced in a video that they have been in a long term relationship since 2009, which was released to their joint YouTube channel Dan and Phil (formally DanAndPhilGAMES) on October 13th 2025. Both the fans and the duo themselves have referenced the podcast as "hard Mondays with Dan and Phil", with the phrase being adopted as a celebration of the podcast's weekly release
person 1: I hate mondays.
person 2: Couldn't be me, I love hard mondays !
person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
person 2: Because Dan and Phil are releasing a new Hard Launch episode today!
person 1: Oh yeah those twinks
by mysticfr0g December 21, 2025
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a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.
Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is
by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017
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mogus monday

Oh no, tomorrow is mogus monday!
by i hate ur dream stan January 25, 2022
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Dub-a-lub Monday

Getting black out on Monday drinking Dupra Vodka.
Are you coming over for Dub-a-lub Monday?
by Red Drank January 4, 2008
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pegging monday

when all girls get to go around and pegg guys as payback for all the years of sexual assault 😋
bitch 1: omg did u bring ur strap on?
bitch 2: yeah i’m so exited to peg johnny
bitch 1: i love pegging monday
by datonepegginghoe September 27, 2020
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Miss school Monday

Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!
Miss school Monday is we’re you skip school on Monday
by Fuuuuk off November 3, 2019
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