Log Jam

When a man sits on a toilet to shit with high water and it "jams" under his balls in the water.

I sat on the hotel toilet to sit and the water was so high I had a log jam.

by Chevygal November 25, 2015

Honey Log

A shit so tasty, you want to roll it up and smoke it - preferably lighting it straight out of the anus

Tom: Hey, wanna Honey Log?

Dick: Yeah Ok

(Tom Proceeds to take shit - is tasty)

Tom: Light it up Dick, its all yours.

by Party of Lemon Parties January 27, 2010

drop log

Have a bowel movement

You are guaranteed to drop log In less than a jiffy after eating my mother's homemade sausage.

by Robert Anthony May 31, 2016

poo log

a large hurtful feces that exits one's butt

My butt hurt for a few minutes after dropping the poo log.

by jjula March 8, 2008

jumping the log

1. Jumping over a log.
2. Slang for doing something that resembles something sexual or otherwise malicious.
3. Training a dog.

Wow man, I heard you were jumping the log last night.

by Gunit March 7, 2005

Log of shit

When your skinny and full of shit

Kyle you log of shit

by Yeaboiiii January 31, 2017

Logging Truck

Pussy, cunt, poon, ect. that "hauls allot of logs." In the sence of fucking around allot/having more then one sexual partner.

"That bitch fucked so many logs, she's a logging truck!"

by Flapper November 22, 2006