Shawnigan Lake School

You know you go to Shawnigan Lake School when...
-You spend your afternoons running
-Watching a movie before 9pm seems strangely subversive and sneaky
-You collect old pieces of school uniform for "status", and the juniors fight over them when you graduate
-You are a prefect or head of house, and somehow this means something to you
-You feel a little uncomfortable when you see someone cutting corners in the grass
-You know something bad has happened when the Headmaster stands in the middle of the chapel stage, rather than at the podium
-You think sleeping in until 7:30 during the week is a treat, and 8:30 on Saturdays is like paradise
-You are forced to fold your clothes with your gold book, so that every shirt is folded with the exact same width and length
-You've ever been told that wearing a collared shirt and tucking it in is essential to learning
-You know what "wilberforce" is and know that it is living hell wrapped into a punishment
-You know that "prep" has two meanings: homework assignments, and the period of time between 7-9 pm in which you do your homework

Person 1: Do you go to Shawnigan Lake School?
Person 2: No, I wish. I go to Brentwood because I didn't get into Shawnigan.

by alkjwerl February 13, 2010

pine mountain lake

commonly referred to as PML, a lake in the middle of nowhere where a shit ton of Russians congregate during the summer eating semichki, getting fucked up at the beach with their kids, and play voleibol until they are fucking sunburnt

Dude, im going to Pine Mountain lake for 4th of july. lets get shitfaced at my house and then drive in the middle of the night to yours, mexican style.

by betya3444 December 28, 2011

go jump in a lake

A term used especially in Minnesota (go figure) that mean "fuck off" or "shut up." Used by grandmas who have anger issues but are to civilized to swear.

Kid: Hey, hey, pay attention to me, feed me, I want money!
Jodi: Go jump in a lake you little twerp! *takes a swig of gin*

by nanodesu1234 February 21, 2017

Lake Erie Lobster

Pronunciation: /lāk , ˈirē , ˈläbstər/

NOUN
A sexual act in which a partner performs oral stimulation on a female partner with a yeast infection, while simultaneously pinching both her nipples in the manner of a lobster.

Origin
Oberlin, OH - 2013

I suppose I should have told my boyfriend that I had a yeast infection from swimming in Lake Erie before he gave me Lake Erie Lobster last night.

by Martha's Garden May 16, 2016

Lake Michigan Highball

Chicago tap water.

Bartender: "What can I get you to drink?"

Person: "Um, I may get a drink in a little bit, but I'll have a Lake Michigan Highball for now."

Bartender: "I'm sorry. What's that again?"

Person: "Just tap water, sir."

by Ginakakis November 14, 2012

Hidden lake academy

A residential treatment center for troubled youths in north georgia. hidden lake's acryonym "HLA" has been very well descriptively dubbed "Hitlers Last Achievement" by the student body. It is run by an extremely greedy, perverse individual. the school is currently the defendant in a multi-million dollar class action lawsuit.

"bobby got sent to hidden lake academy because his parents thought he was gay"

by Ken Spooner December 20, 2007

Lake WoBegone

Alter-ego of "A Prarie Home Companion" when you've had enough of that twangy music, dopey jokes and Garrison Keillor. A not-so-subtle hint to change the station.

"Oh, what's on, Lake WoBegone?"

by adrianavoz June 3, 2006