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Kevin

Basically the biggest bitch in the world. He’s the kinda guy that keeps one AirPod in his ear wears vineyard vines and wears Magellan hats backward. He’s a total frat guy but the mother fuckers weak.
Kevin’s a bitch
by T.P.S September 30, 2018
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Kevin got a little dick I aint feel that shit in my pussy.
by fkchents&sabine November 18, 2016
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to blow it; the inability to complete a task; someone who cannot be taken seriously; inappropriately refers to themselves in third person
Freaking Kevin!
You really Kevin'ed that.
by notcivin September 26, 2017
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A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip cris rip sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.
I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.
by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020
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Basically a boy who prances around like a fairy and has a small unicorn like horn protruding from his head that resembles a penis which makes him a dick head.
Look at that unicorn, no wait it's just a Kevin.
by Publious76 April 12, 2017
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a rather annoying person that breaths on you and sits very close to you, sometimes will touch you for no reason and will send you 3 small texts intead of a normal one. but he is still somehow a friend.
I had a kevin over the summer, he kept me on edge.
by Cclassmate May 29, 2013
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(kevin spacey) when your feeling spacey, or hung over from the night before.
went to a sick party last night got really drunk/what ever...feeling real kevin!
by albion November 27, 2012
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