Julian

A person who is allergic to silver

Person 1: I've never heard that guy's voice before.
Person 2: Thats no surprise, his name is Julian.

by SucculentMagcargorapejoke January 14, 2019

Julian

Ugly dumb kid that never ever stops talking no matter what. His mouth is as big as Luna park. No one likes a julian. They are little short dwarfs who think they can fight when indeed his older sister can bash him up EASY. Julian’s need a punch in the mouth to make him stop talking. Julian’s have 0 friends

Ew run away julian is coming

by Hello obey May 7, 2022

Julian Joseph

A fucking absolute psychopath. The most ruthless son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Hope you like arguing over who gets the last word. Julian Joseph is the type of friend to say he has plans already even though they guy has nothing going on. He is also the type of dude to say he has a 9 inch wiener, when we all know its pushing 3 inches. He has a tendency to watch gay porn as well. One day I walked in on him jacking off, but really he was using a monster dildo shoved 15 inches up his ass. Julian Joseph is the type of dudes to think he is the alpha male but deep down he already knows who his daddy is. I hope and pray no one has to put up with a Julian Joseph, if so good luck to you soldier. He is also the one friend in the friend group when they say ,"well fellas, we lost a good one today" Honestly, being a Julian Joseph might be the worst human being on this planet. If you see one out in the wild, RUN!!!! FUCK YOU, Julian Joseph, FUCK YOU! Although sometimes the man has a heart <3

"Have you heard of Julian Joseph?"
"Yeah, that guy. He's clinically insane"

by RyanKeith December 11, 2023

Julian

Tessa’s bitch.

Brook: “idk why he stopped talking me, I think his gf Tessa doesn’t like me.

Jessica: “Oh, he’s a Julian.”

by genius143 March 14, 2022

Julian+Amanda

As Julian is a warm-hearted person and Amanda is lovable, this makes them a perfect match. They always laugh around each other. But they care about there other person feelings. They are a great couple together because of the love and hope between them. They started as not even knowing about each other before they where in 3 periods together. In P.E. they never really talk to each other before they started dating all they did was just laugh at each other or just glance. Until one day they will realize they like who they are inside. Soon they feel in love with each other and then Julian asked her to the Valentine Dance. After that day they where indomitable as one couple.

Julian: don’t you like how Amanda laughs

Julian: she makes me laugh.

Best Friend: Bro you like her, go ask her out

Julian : I don’t know, I am going to be the new laughing stock at school.

Julian: Even I can’t do that she has a boyfriend.

Best Friend: If you really like her then go ask here

Julian: okay

*Julian went and asked her out and she said yes and to this day they are an indomitable couple. *

lovely indomitable couple Julian+Amanda PowerCouple

Indomitable- impossible to defeat or break apart.

by AmyTheWriter73 January 31, 2018

Julian Mejia

Julian mejia is the greatest baljeet that ever lived, he spent many breaths perfecting his fortnite skill, he is strong independent and knows how to tell siblings to step off, “my phoneeee” is one of his many phrases

Man Julian mejia is a spammer

by Baljeetlover420 March 10, 2020

Julian

Julian is a cute,kind,and overall loving. He tends to be a bad boy but inside he’s very kind. He has a lot of friends. He will compliment you and even if you don’t believe it he will reapply say you are. Julian’s are confidant and talk a lot. They aren’t afraid to speak up. They tend to overthink but that’s because they care about you. They are great friend. They are loyal,kind,and charming. He will stick up for you. They give great advice and are understanding. If you are dating,friends,or family members with a Julian then your very lucky.

Julian: your so cute
Girl: no I’m not

Julian: *keeps saying you are*

by Who.is.meh November 4, 2019