jack off junky

Someone who is addicted to jerking off.

Oh Bill he won't come to the party, he's a jack off junky.

by HandyHoe January 28, 2017

Psychic Junky

Psychic Junkies hop from psychic to psychic, tarot reader to tarot reader, astrologer to astrologer, and fortune teller to fortune teller seeking to hear exactly what they want to hear (a confirmation bias). They waste their money to get an endorphin rush without taking responsibility for their own lives. The readings they get rarely help them with the higher purpose of their soul journey, which is why they keep coming back to the same readers.

Term coined by Myret M. Bulgin during her first draft of an unpublished manuscript called Psychic Junkie that won her Nanowrimo in 2021.

Karen’s been to several psychics 100 times this year so far. She must be a psychic junky and suffer from psychic junkyism.

by M.Valenteine January 29, 2024

junkie crumbs

hella shit weed.

Dad: son, what the fuck are these junkie crumbs?
Son: thats good weed!

by yunggod29 February 1, 2017

guzzling junkie breathe

When a loco has ate too many boogers and it all built up in the throat

"I caught you picking boogerz amigo..."
"wtf i'm not a guzzling junkie breathein ass boy!"

by Al Packino August 22, 2021

Insult Junkie

What you call your friend that is constantly throwing insults and slurs at you. Typically your hg who think they tuff shit.

A: Dumbass hoe
Kk: Leave me alone insult junkie

by Lil_beanflaker25k August 26, 2025

photography junkie

The one that can’t put down their camera at social events and can’t resist taking their camera everywhere they go. Often found wandering away from the group and seen in non-human yoga poses to capture the shot of the hour.

-“Where’d she go this time?”

-“Miss Photography Junkie is off doing her thing again.”

by Theoneyoucanttakeserious September 14, 2022

Junkie Bucks

The fictional monies in which junkies claim they are going to use to pay for their imaginary, and often, lavish purchases.

Junkie: "Yeah man, I'm gonna buy a boat and we can all hang out on it and rip around and lay in the sun!"
Bystander: "Using what? Junkie Bucks?"

by MiboEbo August 25, 2021