Jim the Closet Demon is the expired soul that was split into two and now lives in an inter dimensional state within all closets. Jim is non binary and uses he/they pronouns. Jim is insecure about his abnormally small hands and will be offended when you mention them near him. It is belived by some (the underground colonies) that Jim the closet demon is in love with the Turtle Queen. Many supporters of Jim the Closet Demon worship him. Jim appreciate sacrifices, especially children and will be kind to those who are kind to him.
Person one: why is there a small handprint in my closet?
Person two: it was Jim the Closet Demon, and don’t insult their small hands.
Person two: it was Jim the Closet Demon, and don’t insult their small hands.
by Turtle in a box September 01, 2022
by justforajoke January 06, 2012
Looking like you're always high, even when you're not. Named after comedian Jim Breuer who admittingly stated that he looks high all the time. A trait you're pretty much born with.
by TheFiend138 December 19, 2015
A game in which the aim is to guess whether your opponent has pulled a bit of scrotal sack or foreskin through a small hole in their pyjama trousers. Your opponent has to say "Offle Jim Jam, Cock or Ball?" before you may answer.
Female can play however, "Cock or Ball" would be replaced with the female equivalent.
Female can play however, "Cock or Ball" would be replaced with the female equivalent.
Beau: Hey man! Wanna play some Offle Jim Jam? It's christmas, we can get the whole family involved!
Nat: No thanks man, I know how you fancy your cousin...
Nat: No thanks man, I know how you fancy your cousin...
by Rawrshack November 28, 2010
A proud card carrying , resolute , dyed in the wool ,alt right conservative republican asshole too stupid to know he’s an asshole.
by Uncle Baddie July 17, 2019
by dumbinique February 08, 2020
Similar to he's dead, jim ..If some one is completely tapping out whatever they're consuming at the time, you go ahead and let them know McCoy doesn't approve.
Jennifer tips back the hollow bottle to her throat, and with all the enthusiasm of a porn star, taps the bottom for those last few drops. Anna watching her not so thoroughly engrossed says in a rather flat tone, "It's a renewable resource, Jim."
by scarletbedahlia September 25, 2009