tore up tuesday

Drinking on a tuesday usually only done in college.

person 1- my exam's are done tomorrow so im gonna get fucked up.

person 2- its tuesday

person 1- so... tore up tuesday

by parkour bear December 14, 2009

Gay Tuesday

On this day if you don't act gay then you are gay for real.

Bro shove your dick in my ass I want you to cum in me.
Is it gay Tuesday cause I'm not prepared for the fuckening.

by Wery Fanny March 19, 2019

Tuesday

Unlike the day of the week, this definition is for the name Tuesday. Tuesday is an extremely rare name given to an extremely rare kind of woman. Tuesday's are incredibly intelligent, and exceptionally beautiful. Not to be underestimated. Tuesday's instantly light up any room they enter. Everybody either loves her or wishes they had her or were her. She's the best

"Did you hear about Tuesday's new boyfriend?" "Yeah he's the luckiest man alive but he must be a sick cunt if she loves him"

by rizzzzzzle November 22, 2021

No Sexy Tuesday

No Sexy Tuesday is a day where couples try to abstain from all sexual activity, including self-pleasure such as masturbation. The purpose of this day is to focus on building emotional intimacy and connection with your partner without the distraction of sexual desires or activities. This means that both partners agree to refrain from any sexual behavior, either alone or with each other, including masturbation. While it may be challenging for some individuals, this can be an opportunity to explore other forms of intimacy and connection with your partner. Remember, the goal of No Sexy Tuesday is to strengthen your emotional bond with your partner and enrich your relationship in a non-sexual way.

It is on Tuesday for arbitrary reasons

Ashley and Amy could not watch porn as it is No Sexy Tuesday
John could not fap as it is No Sexy Tuesday

by Leo_Lion_Abstinence March 28, 2023

C U Next Tuesday

Calling someone a Cunt secretively

Fucking C U Next Tuesday bitch

by Dick2Ass69 May 4, 2016

Jack Nolan Tuesday

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.

"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"

by TY3 meme lord November 8, 2021

Wisconsin Tuesday

You get Swiss cheese, fill it with cum and eat it with your partner.

We just got back from Harris Teeter. We’re gonna Wisconsin Tuesday tonight.

by Mr.Rety April 4, 2022