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Monday

My bus driver is the definition of Monday.
"I hate Monday"
by IOnceRoamedTheEarth September 9, 2021
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Mondayed

Experiencing a day where nothing seems to go as planned and feeling like your plans have been completely derailed.
Yesterday was completely Mondayed. I woke up late, spilled coffee on my shirt, and missed an important meeting because my car broke down. It felt like everything that could go wrong did, and my entire day was thrown off track.
by PreventiveMentalHealth May 19, 2024
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mineta Monday

Person 1:◡̈⋆🄷🄴🅈(●’◡’●)ノ happy mineta monday!

Person 2:What's mineta day?!?

Person 1:Oh! It's national eat a grape day! It happens every Monday
by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020
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motherless monday

the monday after a long weekend of being an idiot, doing dumb shit, or motherless activity.
Joe: Yo how did this weekend go?

Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!
by Dream Jackson January 17, 2022
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National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday
The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as you send it befor midnight they HAVE TO send a video of them doing a pantie peel when they see the text. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies
by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022
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sizzling monday

the sizzling sound you make when monday comes.
oh? it's monday again.. imagine you saying it so slow it sizzle
*sizzling monday*
by farisss January 13, 2022
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This term is used to express a date that doesnt exist. Or an event that simply isnt going to happen.
X: I cant wait to get married on Monday the 16th 2024 November!
Y: But dude, Monday the 16th doesnt exist.
X: Thats the point. November 2024 Monday the 16th doesnt exist!
by The Rakani Defenitions February 24, 2025
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