the woman at the BMV was being so omnipotent that i had to say " c u next tuesday" during my departure.
by LORD Mi EGO December 22, 2014
Get the c u next tuesdaymug. Unlike the day of the week, this definition is for the name Tuesday. Tuesday is an extremely rare name given to an extremely rare kind of woman. Tuesday's are incredibly intelligent, and exceptionally beautiful. Not to be underestimated. Tuesday's instantly light up any room they enter. Everybody either loves her or wishes they had her or were her. She's the best
"Did you hear about Tuesday's new boyfriend?" "Yeah he's the luckiest man alive but he must be a sick cunt if she loves him"
by rizzzzzzle November 22, 2021
Get the Tuesdaymug. person 1- my exam's are done tomorrow so im gonna get fucked up.
person 2- its tuesday
person 1- so... tore up tuesday
person 2- its tuesday
person 1- so... tore up tuesday
by parkour bear December 14, 2009
Get the tore up tuesdaymug. Bro shove your dick in my ass I want you to cum in me.
Is it gay Tuesday cause I'm not prepared for the fuckening.
Is it gay Tuesday cause I'm not prepared for the fuckening.
by Wery Fanny March 19, 2019
Get the Gay Tuesdaymug. Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.
Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.
Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.
Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.
Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.
Guy 2 thinks to himself ...
Only on Tuesdays.
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.
Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.
Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.
Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.
Guy 2 thinks to himself ...
Only on Tuesdays.
by victoriabay April 18, 2023
Get the Tuesdaymug. The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.
by TY3 meme lord November 8, 2021
Get the Jack Nolan Tuesdaymug. by Mr.Rety April 4, 2022
Get the Wisconsin Tuesdaymug.