by CommonWeeb February 10, 2022
Get the hop on VRChat mug.When you are tired of being married to the same woman but you don't want to divorce her so secretly marry multiple different women.
Bro I got sick of being married to the same woman so I started marriage hopping, you should try it sometime.
by Kevbott🐵 March 15, 2022
Get the Marriage hopping mug.Mario One Jump Terminology 1.a.1
A straight hop is when you skim flying/hopping koopa troopa's face just touching his head with your foot and are propelled high into the air.
Synonyms: Roll-House, Face-Roll, Straight-Up, Launch-Hop.
A straight hop is when you skim flying/hopping koopa troopa's face just touching his head with your foot and are propelled high into the air.
Synonyms: Roll-House, Face-Roll, Straight-Up, Launch-Hop.
1. You can achieve great jump distance with a well executed Straight Hop.
2. Woah sick Straight Hop, you sir have mad Mario 1 skills!
2. Woah sick Straight Hop, you sir have mad Mario 1 skills!
by Horks October 23, 2008
Get the Straight Hop mug.Moving from one house to another over a period of time. Can be to hang with friends or for personal reasons.
Ex. 1
“Yo what did you do Friday night?”
“Not much. Just crib hopping around town”
Ex.2 The banks taking the house so I guess I’m crib hopping until I get a new place.
“Yo what did you do Friday night?”
“Not much. Just crib hopping around town”
Ex.2 The banks taking the house so I guess I’m crib hopping until I get a new place.
by Tpropes01 July 10, 2019
Get the crib hopping mug.by lesterlesty August 3, 2022
Get the Hop on the Isle mug.The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.
After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.
by Honorable Justice Scalia April 23, 2015
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