a shroud made of very soft pliable material much like a helmet, protecting the penis from becoming desensitized, altering the sensation of erotic pleasure.
by Scott and Montana March 9, 2009
Get the cock helmetmug. The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
Get the Canadian battle helmetmug. 
Offensive: synonym for "retard", "spastic", etc. Used in reference to safety helmets that some severely disabled people wear to mitigate head trauma. Can also be used as a derogative term for an autistic person that weaponizes their condition in order to cry-bully or coerce others.
by UDUser4820 June 19, 2021
Get the safety helmetmug. by caboosesam September 2, 2022
Get the sticky roman helmetmug. When you are so high you have the mental capacity of someone who is so retarded they wear a helmet for safety.
by PuneSlayer666 June 29, 2015
Get the Helmetmug. Dan: Hey how was Happy Feet last night? I heared you only had like two minutes.
Matt: All i have to say is that "the whale" gives very good Speed Helmet
Matt: All i have to say is that "the whale" gives very good Speed Helmet
by mx, dp October 5, 2007
Get the Speed Helmetmug.