When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).
Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."
by Argonak April 16, 2008
Highly coveted morning sex performed by a male with a female partner. The Grand Slam must include the four specific sexual acts of analingus, cunnilingus, vaginal sex and anal sex.
Roger woke up at 4:30 a.m. And gave his girlfriend a nudge and then proceeded to warm her up for a Grand Slam Breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2015
Person 1: You actually drive a Dodge Grand Caravan?
Person 2: Until I move out, get a job, and can afford my own car, yes.
Person 2: Until I move out, get a job, and can afford my own car, yes.
by GodsDemonHunter August 06, 2008
by Elizabeth Tudor May 30, 2006
" dude, today mr. grand theft electro here went to Target and stole the entire second season of The Boondocks , an Xbox 360 controller, two CDs, a pair of headphones, speakers and a portable DVD player.
by mr. grand theft electro April 05, 2009
The 4-hour period of time that you cannot drive or function in society due to playing Grand Theft Auto. You may have the intention to steal a car, kill innocent people, and/or drive recklessly.
Girl: Hey you wanna come pick me up so we can go to the movies?
Guy: Aww, I wish but I have grand theft impairment, I can come later though.
Guy: Aww, I wish but I have grand theft impairment, I can come later though.
by andytheslash January 24, 2010
A person of relatively lower class or socioeconomic standing at an event comprised of people of higher class or socioeconomic standing.
Person 1: "How did those people get front row tickets to this play?"
Person 2: "They must be the Grand Prize Winners."
Person 2: "They must be the Grand Prize Winners."
by paulstar May 15, 2006