Turtle Food

Another name for marijuana. Otherwise more of a code name, to protect college students. Turtles are a pet that are allowed in the dorms. They are also awesome animals. The use of Marijuana sometimes reflects the acts of a turtle.. Slow, Hungry..etc.

roommate 1: " hey, did you get the turtle food?!"
roommate 2: "dude, I already fed the turtles. They're pretty damn full."
roommate 1: "You owe me 20 Bucks for that turtle food!"

People Listening: Thought(oh wow, they must have turtles.)

by turtlefoodordie October 13, 2011

borrowing food

When someone has breakfast, lunch or dinner by taking bites out of other people's food.

Are you gonna get lunch today?

No I'll just eat some of yours

Man you gotta stop borrowing food

by Z. E. W. March 5, 2008

Food hoe

Someone who switches from favorite foods in a short period of time and loves every food; basically everyone

"First her favorite was pineapple, and now it's chocolate , what a food hoe"

by Zabala. October 10, 2016

food-cum

(v) When one throws up in the back of their mouth.

I hate when I go to burp and I food-cum instead.

by lmjb December 16, 2014

Food waterfall

The female equivalent of a food boner.

She got a food waterfall anticipating the smoked pork butt.

by 556Raven October 24, 2011

Mepo Foods

The best grocery store in mepo. Provides the best services. Has many single people ready to mingle. Many slootingles happen at Mepo Foods. Best deals ever, can’t find a cheaper lunchable anywhere else.

I love shopping at Mepo Foods.

by Mepo Foods April 2, 2022

Community Food

Food that has remained in a shared kitchen area for a certain amount of time, after which it is acceptable for anyone to eat it.

Brad: Hey Joe, someone left a Mars Bar

in the fridge over the weekend, so I ate it.
Joe: Dude, that was mine!
Brad: Sorry Dude, Community Food!

by TheBlackList January 13, 2010