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emotion

The ruin of humanity

Imagine a world with no emotion. no sympathy, we would do what is best for our survival, we wouldn't make decisions on what it makes us feel.
"Yay, my emotions tell me to go out with this person..."

some hours later: "MY EMOTIONS ARE IDIOTS"
by Cynical dragons December 1, 2017
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Emotional Breakdown

Oho! Sam Sedar had an emotional breakdown! Damn!
Hym "He had and emotional breakdown thinking about his daughter getting raw-dogged by all the fat-cocks and not being able to hit the undo button. Tragic. The real question is CAN I bang Sam's daughter... For $40 dollars? That is the going rate, I think, but I'll have to check with California. I know inflation is hitting them pretty hard, um... Jewish chicks are USUALLY pretty hot so I might even be willing to pay more than $40 dollars."
by Hym Iam November 3, 2024
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unstable emotions

When you have no control over your emotions and sometimes have trouble showing them
1 My friend Michael said he was happy about his new girlfriend but didnt look as happy
2: Today i found out that i am have Unstable emotions when i cried withno tears but a smile after being hurt
by ʅυʅυ September 8, 2019
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emotional gymnastics

These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.
Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
by von groovy July 2, 2024
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Emotional Chippy Slap

When someone shuts down an idea that meant a lot to you.
I suggest burritos for dinner but my partner hit me with an emotional chippy slap
by Badie1010 August 31, 2023
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emotional masterbation

The act of watching heart wrenching documentaries or reading about celebs having miscarriages to indulge in such feelings for self gratifying reasons while having the safety net of knowing it’s happening to them and not you.
Oh i see your watching that show ‘ miscarriage- my story’ , pure emotional masterbation, a horrible thing to do.
by Big aldo October 15, 2020
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Emotional Fuckbasket

by Acarpenter January 7, 2021
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