eli

quote unquote benches 225 lbs
thinks hes strong but just fucking fat.

Eli: Let go jump sam
You: No I'm not your not strong just fat

by faggiewaggie December 11, 2023

Eli

Hilarious tall, funny, hot, amazing, one of a kind. He will make you laugh and smile and blush without even trying. he will make some jokes you don’t always like and will never give you gum just his gum wrappers but he’s an amazing friend who is just looking for a girl. He is somewhat flirtatious even if you dating his friends. His smile is to die for it’ll light up your world. every time he catches you looking at him he will smirk and you can’t help but blush and look away smiling. he’s dangerous to be around because you will just want to fall in love with him but you can’t.

Omg did you see the way eli looked at me!???

by life_is_good September 14, 2021

Eli

Some short kid that steals your food all the time. Sucks in pvp games like Fortnite and is easy to no-scope

“Bro you’re as good as Eli. You’re ASS”
-teammate

by kashew_ng February 23, 2024

Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

Elis

He is a NPC who is smart and stuff
But he is in love whit Amanda

He such a Elis

by CNASNEASD December 22, 2022

Elis

Is simply a asshole cause 1. he is short 2. his name is Elis and i mean just by seing him you just want to kill him with a sword from king artur the third

man your such a Elis.... i want to kill you

by Your mom in mah bedroom January 31, 2022

The Eli

The Eli means a series of different acts he commits such as doin horny, upset, mad or bothering acts

My friend Jonah is doin the Eli because he tryna get right with a girl.

by Hunnit shii March 2, 2022