Non-gender Seagulling "in the mud"
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by Sendu20 July 31, 2016
Get the salmon dive mug.Tiffany and I wanted to try screwba diving for da first time, but da water was so cold dat I couldn't "get it up" once we got below da surface. Guess we'll hafta wait for warmer weather to give it another shot.
by QuacksO January 26, 2022
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Get the Southern Scuba Dive mug.An act of soccer shithousery, which consists in simulating a foul against the "diver". Especially effective in the opponent's penalty box.
"Portugal defender Pepe has put in a contender for most blatant dive of the World Cup, with his Oscar-worthy flop against Morocco last night earning the immediate ire of the internet." (The West Australian, 'All That's Wrong With Football', June 21, 2018)
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Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.
Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!
by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017
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