December 25th

It’s Christmas 😐 If yall think December 25 is something like “omg ask your crush day!!” No.

You: Yo it’s December 25th..ask-
Me: what.

Me: no December 25th is Christmas you piece of shart. Looks like santa is not giving you anything 🙄 Imagine not knowing it’s Christmas. Go hang out with your family, you loser.

by funnyluv:-) October 18, 2021

December 7

National Cuddle Day again. Get in any cuddles you didnt get yesterday on december 6.

Bianca: “Hey guess what day it is”
Charley: “Ok i guess we can cuddle since its December 7”
Bianca: “Yay!”

by Ryanspare December 6, 2019

December 6

Tell yourself that you are worth Living
You are worth EVERYTHING

me : Hey! wassup?
you : nothing..
me : I know whats wrong, dont worry you are worth everything and more! dont care about haters, they secretly wanna be you :)
you : why are you telling me this?

me : Its December 6th!

by luvlyytashaa December 6, 2020

26th of december

When all the excitement of your life goes away and you need to wait 365 days for that feeling again

Damn I got some socks for christmas,Lets wait 365 days from the 26th of december to see what bs gift I will have next year!

by MNM2424 December 15, 2020

blowjob December

It is when you give blowjobs as a girl to a guy more then normal.

I can not wait for blowjob december, im going to get so much blowjobs

by Coochieman4president November 9, 2020

december 2

Show this to the nicest girl and cutest one.. also go ask her out and she'll say yes cause she likes you

Hey its December 2 go to her

by Oooog booga December 1, 2020

December 16

This day is so cold so ask a hoodie

Hey tomorrow is December 16 give your hoddie

by December 16! December 14, 2019