cooper

cooper is a self absorbed cunt who looks like a roasted over done steak. he looks like he dumps pounds of vegetables oil every day that ends in y. xoxo u ugly bitch

“ew cooper ur ugly!!!!”
“ oh no our table it’s broken!!!”

by UR MOM03947473828199394 November 14, 2021

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Cooper Schmidt

The most powerful being ever. He is yes and the best. So ez....

Oh, how I love Cooper Schmidt. He is so powerful and I worship him every millisecond of my useless life.

by Coopoopezcope November 15, 2021

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Cooper Short

TV head

"Cooper short is a TV head."

by FatWhiteRipper November 21, 2021

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Jake Cooper

Jake Cooper , a tall man , no a very tall man. A man who where he walks woman follow he looks like he takes steroids but don’t worry he’s el’ natural

OMG, look at that unit , he looks like a proper jake cooper

by Dragonslayer56 October 3, 2021

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A certain person that lies about things that he has. when he says that he has a canyon sender or 5 TV's in his bedroom or even a $1,000 dollar gaming mouse - all this is false info. instead of a canyon sender he has a Polygon Siskiu n7.

all in all, cooper is actually a really good friend. but if your conversation ever veers towards biking with someone, beware of cooper Rankine!!

(person 1) Cooper Rankine says that he has a Canyon sender!!!
(person 2) that's bull!!!!

by sedrfgbhnjhbgvfcdfvgbhnjmuhygp October 28, 2021

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