Christmas stick

A dick that has been turned into into a candy cane with peppermint lube.

You've been good all year girl; time to take a lick of this Christmas stick.

by idrathernotpod November 28, 2017

Christmas Sneeze

A christmas sneeze is a wonderful tastesplosion of gravy and cranberry sauce through one's nostrils. A festive display for senses and crowds. Show you loved ones what a true holiday means with a christmas sneeze!

Donnovan : "Damn Clay, that christmas sneeze was INTENSE."
Clay : "Yeah Donnovan, Blanes really shot a big pot-load of cranberries and gray-gray out that schnozz."

by Tawny Rocklestein February 27, 2021

Christmas Almond

Name of an imaginary paint color that is tan in color, festive, but not too dark. Comes into play when the skin color of the person ( or victim ) is pivotal knowledge.

The shooting victim was darker than Christmas Almond, so race may become a factor in the investigation and subsequent adjudication.

by BelakayDub July 13, 2016

Christmas af

/'krismehs ahs fuhck/

Adj.

To be abnormally festive during the Christmas season.

Charlie sets up Christmas decorations on his roof.

Ralph: Why are you putting up lights? It's November 28th.

Charlie: Shut tf up, Ralph, I'm Christmas AF!!!

by Clarimond March 30, 2016

christmas date

What a crackhead thinks a gay and a lesbian date is. (Because it would take a miracle.)

Crackhead walks up to a gay and a lesbian having a conversation. “Your Christmas date is going to be rad.”

by Self Checkoutsiders March 11, 2021

Christmas Candlelight

That one little light sitting on the table that makes everyone in the vacinity incredible horny just looking at it and smelling it. Often a romantic scent

The guy went to a Christmas party and sat with his new girlfriend and cuddled with her. He had not planned on doing anything, so they sat and enjoyed eachothers company until they both looked at the cinnamon flavored Christmas Candlelight and they ended up utterly destroying each other.

by anonymous007 March 5, 2012

Christmas minus

The opposite of a Christmas bonus, resulting in a smaller than usual paycheck in December. This is often experienced by freelance and part-time workers, who tend to get fewer assignments at that time of year.

#1: Let's have lunch at that cool new restaurant. I hear it is pretty expensive, but I just got my Christmas bonus!

#2: You go - I got a Christmas minus, so no luxuries for me this month...

by mynah2012 December 20, 2012