Storming the Castle

Having forceful (yet consensual)relations with another.

He stormed my castle all night, and it was so good, I'm not walking right tomorrow!
She gave me the green light, I'll be storming the castle tonight...

by StefaniaDarling June 23, 2015

Cuttle Penis

A squid made of dicks.

"Gee Harriet, wouldn't you like a Cuttle Penis inside of you?"

by Noobette April 7, 2009

Cartledge

To have a small penis, and be incapable of getting erections, another termanology is a weatherly. Cartledges are generally socially inept.

Person 1 - 'My boyfriends a right cartledge'
Person 2 - 'My husband can't get it up either'

by GOD12345678910LOL April 5, 2010

The princess is in another castle

1) The event in which you expect a female, only to get something else (like a dude) instead, especially in the case of dating a transvestite or someone similar. The phrase originates from Super Mario Bros., where instead of getting the princess at the end of all but the last castle, you end up rescuing a Toad instead.

2) The event in which a female does not show up at the appointed place and/or time.

Male 1: "Dude, I went out with this one bitch, only to realize she was really a guy!" Male 2: "Haha, the princess is in another castle!"

by Ilikesex12 December 14, 2009

castle greyskull

Slang for multi-level carpark at Monash University in Melbourne Australia, named so for its similarity to Gargamel's castle on the smurfs.

Where are you parked? Castle greyskull

by Embo September 22, 2005

castle green

1) A place in hereford were, in the summer everyone goes to have a good time to get hold of some weed
2) the place were all the losers go because they think it will make them cool
3) Herefords drug scene

1) You in town? ill see you down the castle green

2) We're only here that people will accept us as cool...

3) want weed? see you by the vicky bridge

by Emrlee September 9, 2006

Cottleville

A small speed trap outside of St.Louis, patrolled by the douchiest cops in all the Midwest. They also have a higher sales tax than any other city in the area. The small government wastes their money on police Hummers, Tahoes, and city parks.

I got a $300 ticket in Cottleville by a cop in an unmarked Tahoe. At least my tax dollars are going towards something useful...oh wait, they aren't.

by Mista,Mista Get Me Outta Here! May 28, 2011