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christmas bashing

when, during the christmas season, you go around house to house moving and destroying christmas decorations in a comical way.
last weekend morgan, david, and alyssa went christmas bashing and mounted light up deer on top of eachother as if they were having intercourse.
by shoobeedoo777 December 6, 2011
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Christmas Kayak

the Christmas Kayak is a duo that is chaotic and on a mission to destroy God. Everyone around them doesn't know if there dating or siblings.
Angels: RUN THE CHRISTMAS KAYAK IS HERE
God: OH FUCK I NEED TO RUM
by The Chaotic Demi God September 15, 2021
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Christmas Whore

An annoying fuck who loves Christmas and pretends like it's Christmas all year round.
Jake: let's watch a movie
Betty: what about Christmas vacation
Jake: it's march you dumb bitch
Betty: well then explain why the Christmas tree is up
Jake: maybe it's just because you're a Christmas whore.
by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023
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Christmas Taint

The calendar days between December 21rst and January 1rst.
"Yeah, I'm not taking a lot of time off this year, just the Christmas Taint."
by Bearringsd December 26, 2018
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Christmas perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year
What time off have you got of christmas?

I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(
by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018
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Before Christmas

A way to give a release date without actually giving the release date. This comes from the Iron Will Games developer staff, who are notorious for saying 'before christmas' when asked when updates/expansions are going to come out.

Before Christmas does not necisarrily mean the one coming up.
Player: So... when is the next expansion coming out?
DEV: Before christmas...
Player: Lame...
by Unit7 May 2, 2009
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Christmas Vacuum

A small vacuum used in a dorm room.
“I accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”
by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021
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