Chick Years

The number of years a woman over the age of 30 appears to be relative to her actual age... signified by age lines and a marked decline in willingness to do anything resembling fun. Generally a ratio of 3:1 over actual age. (Ex.: 35 actual years old equals about 105 chick years)

Dude 1: "Hey, brah... how old is your girl's friend there? She's hot!"

Dude 2: "She's 36"

Dude 1: "Oh, fuck that... That's like 108 in chick years..."

Dude 2: "Word."

by All Around Good Dude May 20, 2015

penny chick

A really cheap girl.
A hooker you can pick up for a low cost and have a good time.

That girl, she a penny chick

by AmExOfficial April 13, 2014

Pick Chick

1. A girl who plays guitar and loves it so much that it is the defining part of her persona.

2. A USA based company located at www.pickchick.com which provides its customers with the largest assortment of specialty guitar picks and mood jewelry on the planet.

I heard Susie play at open mic last night. She is the most awesome Pick Chick I know.

I get all my guitar picks at Pick Chick. They are awesome!

by tabita1 March 24, 2010

parallel chick

A female who is romantically involved with a male who already has a wife and a mistress

My parallel chick wants me to leave my side chick alone

by Selffulfilledde14cc May 19, 2016

Chick Chub

A chick chub is the same as a dude chub. Chub means to be turned on but not completely erect. So a chick chub is considered for a female to be moist, but not completely turned on as referred to as wet.

When I saw him working out it turned me on. I had a chick chub when I saw him at the gym.

by dischicaesbonita February 18, 2021

Chick Grabber

An older muscle car that has some sex appeal, but is also sufficiently scary that getting females inside is damn near impossible without chasing them down, grabbing them, and putting them inside.

"Dude! That Duster was such a Chick Grabber!"
"Problem is, they all escape through the hole in the floor!"

by 216life June 20, 2012

chick nipps

Not to be confused with "chick nipples", chick nipps describe a man with particularly pronounced and protruding nipples

Even though his shirt wasn't very tight, we could clearly see he had chick nipps as they were very visible through the shirt.

by CallMeEOnly September 7, 2019