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If he cant break bread he fake

When someone (usually your friend) doesnt want to share something with you, you say this and now they have to give you it or else they’re fake

Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle
Guy 1: “Aye bro lemme get some chips”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”
by sikbone November 15, 2022
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You ate a clown for breakfast

When someone makes to many jokes, whether if they are good or bad you can tell him that he really ate a clown for breakfast.
Person: If i was you, i wouldn't look in the mirror today.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because you don't want to be to blame for the mirror breaking

Person 2: Wow dude, did you ate a clown for breakfast or what?
by gllxssyy August 2, 2020
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Breaking Dawn

Quite possibly the worst book in history:

Read the first 50 pages...
Put it down...
Promised self to try and read it later... Didn't read it later...
Regretted not returning it after losing the reciept.

This book is sitting on my shelf and waiting for me to run out of firewood.
After trying to get through the first part of Breaking Dawn, I immediately gave up and asked my obsessed friends for a plot synopsis. >.<
by Hates the World February 24, 2009
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Break Edge

When someone who has committed themselves to the intention of not drugging, screwing, boozing, or what-have-you (someone who may identify as straight-edge) falls off the wagon.
I wonder if she will break edge when her girlfriend leaves her because there' nothing else to do but drink in this town.
by Asexy Loverboi January 8, 2009
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Break Your Disk

A C.O.D. insult used when someone is so bad at the game that they should just "break their disk" and stop playing.

Can also be used to undermine any significant achievement in the game.
Guy 1: "Damn I went 2 and 15 that round."

Guy 2: "Yo, just go break your disk."

Example 2

Guy 1: "HOLY SHIT! I just got collateral damage with a python!"

Guy 2: "You're sooooo bad, go break your disk."
by TranscendentLion January 19, 2011
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shimmy breakdown

A dance move that involves several complicated moves. The Shimmy breakdown was featured as the closing dance number on the popular movie 'Napoleon Dynamite'.
Debbie broke her leg while attempting a shimmy breakdown.
by Emmet V. February 13, 2006
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gas break dip

while stoped press the gas then the break really fast in yo ride and the car seems to dip down to the ground


originated from mac dre
ima bout to gas break dip at this stop light
by bobby jackson August 24, 2004
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