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brandon

brandon is lonely and wants a girlfriend
by fymFUCKME December 3, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is the fattest guy you will ever meet Brandon acts like an eboy he can not be trusted and is lazy
by Brandonseen August 2, 2020
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Brandon

A fag
by Arandomguy5709 September 24, 2016
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Brandon

you know that brandon don that made the tridents come
by come here now July 25, 2018
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Brandon

He is very cocky to everyone but it is very hard to win an argument with him because of his cockiness. He is very nice sometimes when he's with friends but when he's around girls he changes his personality and tries to be cool around them. It is very easy for him to make friends. He gets a lot of boners for no reason even with guys.
Me: Hi how you doing Brandon?
Brandon: Whatssup b****.
Girl: Hi Brandon.
Brandon: Hi (Ignores Me)
Girl: Why do you have a boner?
Brandon: Um....
by porn9 December 14, 2019
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brandon

This guy is know for shitty rapping an is considered a bitch
Brandon is a bitch nigga
by James lepley June 18, 2018
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brandon

a 5'5 pubescent kid that has no life. He likes a girl named Ysabelle. All he does is just sit down and plays Fortnite. He has no life.
calvin:
hey, you heard about brandon?

zahn:
ye

calvin:
he likes Ysabelle.

zahn: wow, brandon is a god

calvin:
ye
by brandizzy July 27, 2018
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