Brandon

He looks like a confused thumb with hair and A LOT of acne.

Brandon has long hair, covered in acne, sarcastic asf An asshole asf and always has headphones in.

by HiMyNameIsNo. August 14, 2020

Brandon

A complete and utter fucking twat. Never date a guy called Brandon. He will cheat on you several times.

I hate Brandon.

by chlomosexual123 March 6, 2016

Brandon

A manipulative, stupid, and dirty fuckboy who’s probably gay.

Bella: Did you guys see Brandon today?

Peter: Yeah! He just fucked some chick in the locker room.
Bella: Wow. What a manwhore.

by PineappleChicken December 30, 2018

Brandon

The act of being creepy around girls and asking for snaps. Don’t be a Brandon

Guy:Hey can I get your snap

Girl:I guess I don’t really like you

Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon

by Big nasty 69 October 30, 2019

Brandon

He has the Largest forehead imaginable

His forehead is like a brandon

by BrandonBDG January 4, 2018

Brandon

I am a brandon I come from foster care I was in foster care. Form the age of 7 to 13 my dad died when I was 2 and have been abused many different ways I am 6.2 pretty buff average in looks and good with cars and a good Carpenter I am 16 now and still happy despite all I went through and have made a couple mistakes but still ok

That brandon

by Thatkid990 February 5, 2019

Brandon

Usually gay dumb talkative and no one likes

Why are you talking so much you must be pulling a brandon

by awilddoggo July 31, 2019