Tom Brady

Tom Brady is the quarterback of the New England Patriots. Because he won three super bowls in four years, people tend to dislike him. Sometimes they call him things such as "homo", "crybaby", and they say that he can't win without his receivers. However, experts call him one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. Ninety-eight percent of all accusations aren't exactly true, they just make all the non-fans feel better.

Tom Brady lead the Patriots to super bowl wins in 2001, 2003, and 2004. His wife's name is Gisele.

Non-fan: Tom Brady is homo.
Pats fan: No, he has a wife.
Non-fan: he's so dumb.
Pats fan: I dunno about that . . . he's said to be one of the greatest quarterbacks in NFL history. And he's got the rings to show for it. Or have you forgot that he lead the Patriots to three super bowl wins in 2001, 2003, and 2004?
Non-fan: you just love him because he plays for New England.
Pats fan: you just hate him because he plays for New England.

by Yo Zo March 20, 2014

tom brady

One of the greatest quarterbacks ever in the national football league. He plays for the New England Patriots. He has won 3 superbowls and is on the verge of his 4th superbowl victory in superbowlXLII. He has a son with actress Bridget Moynahan and is currently dating super model Gisele Bundchen. Anyone who says that Tom Brady is not one of the greatest quarterbacks ever is just a hater and is just angry because their team got pwnd by Tom Brady.

Drew Bledsoe wishes he was as good as Tom Brady

by MYMESSIAH January 31, 2008

marsha brady

to cum on a girl's face so hard that you end up breaking her nose; alternatively to cum in her nose

"So I ended up hooking up with her last night, but I marsha brady'ed her nose, and I had to take her to the hospital

by Hadji Halef Omar May 4, 2010

pulling a brady

the act of breaking your tibia and growth plate, along with tearing ligiments in your knee while playing soccer

Friend 1-"Dude, I think I broke my tibia."
Friend 2-"Oh shit, you're pulling a brady!"

by That Albino Kid July 28, 2009

tom brady

tom brady is the BEST qb in all of football he broke payton mannings record. he plays for the best team ever the new england partriots, they have broken many records.
HES A TOTAL HOTTIE

he is a tom brady

by michellekhando January 12, 2008

wayne brady

a crazy man who many white people adore example why below

paul mooney says "white people like WAYNE BRADY because he makes bryan gumble look like malcolm x"

by lewie also known as the drizzle May 7, 2004

Nancy Brady

The worst pricipal to walk the Earth. A Nancy Brady has red pointy hair that sticks upward, has glasses and is lesbian(no offense). A Nancy Brady is also very strict and mean to little kids. A Nancy Brady is also very sexist to guys. God put Nancy Brady on this planet to torture human kind, all kids who meet a Nancy Brady will suffer.

Aaaaah, it's a Nancy Brady, get down. You'll get in trouble for nothing.

by Fresh69 November 30, 2011