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best boyfriend ever

The only man worthy of such title must have the middle name Andrew and his surname needs to end in "bell".

He who is worthy also has the nickname "Tris".
by EmBrehO June 22, 2018
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perfect boyfriend

someone who loves you regardless of all your flaws and insecurities. someone who turns your world around. who does little things to show they appreciate you aswell as remembering all the little things you do
they help you see the good in everything and always want to help you in every way possible they light up your world and only have eyes for you.
they are loyal and passionate
and you will know when you have found the perfect boyfriend
selena : omg ari you have such a caring boyfriend your so lucky!
ari: yes I know he's a perfect boyfriend
by Tiarabbg December 10, 2019
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Best boyfriend in the world

You
by Daddy cowboy December 20, 2020
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Connies Boyfriend

Connies boyfriend is a bitch that looks like shrek and lives in a swamp, he might be built like a stick ugly asf but hes connies boyfriend. Connies boyfriend can be an asshole and a dumbass too but thats just connies boyfriend.
Friend:WHo is that?
Connie:Thats just Connies boyfriend hes a bitch
by hjhbiih January 31, 2021
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platonic boyfriend

someone who is very close to someone, yet is not in a romantic or sexual relationship
A- were such good friends, youre like my platonic boyfriend
by noodlezzzz43 March 6, 2022
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24/7 Boyfriend

What most girls with untrustworthly boyfriends want them to become. A boyfriend that you can see no matter what day of the week or what time it is.
James would only see me on the weekends but now he's a 24/7 boyfriend and we see each other all the time.
by Mighty Arrow April 17, 2010
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Boyfriend Offenders List

This list was developed identical to the Sex Offenders List in order to give the public an opportunity to know which men (I mean boys) have satisfied the criteria of a Boyfriend Offender.

Cheat (sex or otherwise including emotional cheating)
Neglect
Abuse (physical and / or emotional)
Use (monetary or otherwise)
Drugs (including marijuana, opium, or any other plant)
Alcohol (excessive - everyday)
Feminine (characteristics of a girl - scared, pussy, etc.)
Small (if you know what I mean)

It only takes one of the criteria to make the Boyfriend Offenders List. Although; and depending on how many girls he has offended, he's liable to make the list several times when said actions are repeated to different girls. As a result, we can detect when a trend is happening and lower the potential of future relationship "Surprise! I'm an asshole." situations. Ultimately, exposing and weeding out bad boyfriends for the purpose of giving the good guys a fair shot.
Boyfriend Offenders List
by purplebubblegum:) October 20, 2010
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