A heavy book that contains boring shit that you cant understand, inside you will find the following:
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages
Billy wished his school would buy new School Books with their money. Today when he opened his science textbook, a cockroach popped out from page 176.
by Herp and Smerp August 31, 2011
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I gave my girlfriend a dusty book shelf the other day.
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A closed book is sometimes mistakenly defined as someone with "trust issues".
A closed book is sometimes mistakenly defined as someone with "trust issues".
Person 1: How much do you know about her?
Person 2: Not much. She's a closed book, so she doesn't share much about her.
Person 2: Not much. She's a closed book, so she doesn't share much about her.
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Get the Closed book mug.A new term used to describe incredible highs. Comic book feel can be used when the world around you starts to look like a comic book, cartoon/anime, videogame or just plain ridiculous. Comic book feel is very common when smoking around bodies of water at night, since they tend to exaggerate the high. Comic book feel, the term, was created at Jamaica Pond in Boston, MA on a stormy night when all at once the world felt like a comic book.
"Hey, you down for smoking at the pond tonight?" "Of course! I'm always down for getting that comic book feel."
by t_conn/break August 14, 2009
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Narrator of probably a YouTube Video (go watch EmKay bros): "*reads boomer comic that's relatable for boomers*, PHONE BAD BOOK GOOD!"
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