A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.
Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
by ar42dent October 7, 2013
Get the desk bananamug. When you try to eat a banana but every time you take a bite you start dry heaving like a sonuva b!tch.
by McShak-in Buger April 18, 2016
Get the banana heavesmug. by SmashDalena August 15, 2018
Get the Banana linemug. Banana soul is a fullfilled life and the highest um... euphoria a... ay... person could have. Or highest sense of euphoria and... um... now... (Jo, you can have the controller again).
To reach Banana soul you need Ellie’s approval , other ways include:
-Being a good boss.
-Following Ellie’s instagram @BananaSoule and liking all photos.
-Liking commenting and subscribing Alpharad plus’ videos.
-Getting it from someone who already has one
To reach Banana soul you need Ellie’s approval , other ways include:
-Being a good boss.
-Following Ellie’s instagram @BananaSoule and liking all photos.
-Liking commenting and subscribing Alpharad plus’ videos.
-Getting it from someone who already has one
by Plussy_Skylander December 7, 2019
Get the banana soulmug. A character from miraculous ladybug. His actual name is Adrien Agreste. At night he puts his banana suit on to go see his lady. He fights crime as superhero’s with his partner ladybug and when he loses his miraculous, which is how he gets his power, he becomes Banana noir so no one can figure out who he is. It’s not because what they say in the show on why they shouldn’t reveal their identities it’s because people will fall madly in love with him at a single glance.
Banana noir and Biker bug go to save Master Fu from his past mistakes that are now trying to eat him.
by TeeheeIsMe October 13, 2019
Get the Banana noirmug. 1. An establishment in where there are male strippers that put on a show for a female clientele.
2. A japanese term popularised by the videogame "Yakuza: Kiwami"
Slim Scout- Well to put it simply... Would you be interested in working as an exotic dancer at a banana bar?
Kazuma Kyriu- Why would I subject myself to something like that?!"
2. A japanese term popularised by the videogame "Yakuza: Kiwami"
Slim Scout- Well to put it simply... Would you be interested in working as an exotic dancer at a banana bar?
Kazuma Kyriu- Why would I subject myself to something like that?!"
I used to work at a banana bar for a bunch of hoodlums, but instead i got deported for not having bizza!
by AzraelDarkthorne September 10, 2017
Get the banana barmug. Yesterday , I was playing overwatch with my friends and we met this dude who is acting like A Salty Banana.
by Fresherowl May 22, 2018
Get the A Salty Bananamug.