Bald

Someone with no hair.

The Word Bald was reinvented by Streamer Asmongold, because his Hair is regrowing in reverse.
Bald means in German "Soon", maybe Asmonblading soon

in the gif ull see his warface

Dude 1: Hey what up with your hair?
Dude 2: Im Asmongbalding
Barber: Yeah, his hair goes in reverse
Dude 1: Aslong u dont Asmonmald

by Zyxon1 October 20, 2020

Bald

Someone who had to sacrifice their hair for “reasons”

I wish I was bald

by Sammymmm1 December 18, 2021

ok bald

when someone with a shaved head weighs in their opinion

person with shaved head: Harry’s house isn’t even that good

Emily: ok bald

by grodybrody June 7, 2022

It balded

So much energy, it was that intense that their hair fell off.

He worked so so hard. It balded

by Thelxw April 26, 2024

Bald Princess

Women who shaved their head for non-medical purpose and liberating themselves from heteronormative rules regarding women's appearance.

I have seen bald princess on YouTube. She became bald in order to equalize women on rock music scene.

by marija_w April 3, 2019

Bald

What happens when you become an author/writer

Jake:Bro i'm never going to become an author!

James:Dude why not?

Jake:BeCaUsE I AiNt GoInG BaLd!

James: Oh

by mynameisjeff12344 September 10, 2019

Bald Twatty Bastard

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.

He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!

by ACL.15 June 19, 2025