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australian badger

To give a girl the shocker and also do the helicopter dick at the same time.
Curt was exited when Josie wanted to do the Australian badger.
by Jigbuck July 15, 2014
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Australia-Lite

When you want to go to Australia but ur too pussy so u go to Australia-Lite
by Nack Jicholson June 6, 2016
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Australian Piss

The act of urinating on a girl's "down under" after engaging in sexual intercourse. Alternative to the American "golden shower".
Mate 1: Did you root that girl last night?
Mate 2: Yah mate, but she didn't enjoy the Australian Piss I took after we finished.
by magpiealert September 5, 2016
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Australian Tailgate

An Australian Tailgate is considered one of the most obscene and profane form of suicide. This act can also be used for murder, but due to its length and complexity, is more common as a suicidal act.

First, you must freeze enough bleach to make a 3 foot long rod capable of fitting in your asshole. Once this is complete, you begin to tie yourself, by your feet, to the ceiling while inserting the rod of bleach into your supple asshole, resembling a tail. Once this is complete, you proceed to allow an emu to tear off your clothes while turning up the heat to allow the bleach tail to melt into your system. As the rod/tail begins to melt, you begin to suck the tip of the emus beak as it regurgitates your clothes back into your own mouth. By the time all of the clothes have been thrown up into your digestive system, the rod of bleach should be fully melted, killing you from the inside out.
For those whose lives are upside down, an Australian Tailgate can erase that frown.
by Lacktoesandtollerant June 13, 2018
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A 3/4 Australian fight drive

When 4-7 men gather in a circle and place the largest man in the group in the center. They then proceed to strip naked and begin cracking raw eggs over the man in the center (aka the moon dancer). After this each of the surrounding men begins performing oral and anal sex while one of them stands back and begins singing folk songs for three minutes 28 seconds, after this amount of time he begins beating the other men while at the same time liking the eggs of of the large man after the duels are over the all take two and 3/4ths shots of Dingo piss and pinch each other four times for good luck.
Hey Jim.Me and some of the guys are going out and doing A 3/4 Australian fight drive and we were wondering if you could be our moon dancer?
by a Man of True Culture March 27, 2022
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Australian Scout Jamboree

an awesome scout event where scouts come from all over the globe to spend two weeks camping & doing awesome stuff like going to waterparks,waterslides,concerts,car smashing & more. often shortened as AJ with the year

Australian Jamborees rule!
Australian Scout Jamboree

Ted: Hey Phil,remember AJ2010?

Phil:Yeah it kicked ass!

Ted:Yeah,especially when you got crushed in the mosh pit at the concert

Phil: Shutup Ted.
by cheesemutt April 18, 2010
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Australianese

Funny Term Of English Spoken By Australians
You speak Australianese (I don;t know what to put for the Example >_<).
by Reow<3 May 3, 2010
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