April 29

A day to appreciate your mother for all her hard work!

×: let's get your mom some cake.
O: why?
X: Uh Duhhh! ITS APRIL 29TH, MOM DAY NOW GET HER SOME CAKE!!!

by Wandering-Soul♡ April 28, 2023

April 28th

If you are born on April 28th you have a huge cock. We're talking 9 inch or over. If you are dating a guy born on April 28th you are very lucky.

"He's born on April 28th, he must have a huge dick" (totally not my birthday)

by Sirsploit August 16, 2023

April 26

Tony Stark died on this day in 2019, therefore it ceases to exist.

On April 26th i went to see Avengers: Endgame and the whole theatre was crying.

by sheIIhead April 23, 2020

April 16

The most beautiful girl is born this day

Boy- my girl is born in April 16
Friend- you SOO LUCKY

by zachzebra587 October 24, 2019

April 4 2006

The one and only perfect birthdate to ever exist and it is the G.O.A.T. with 0% doubt. They are truly the best and you can't deny it because whatever you do to them, they will always be lit. AHA!!

Angelo: I'm born in April 4 2006
David: Same mate, we have the best birthdate ever!! No one can stop us!!

by lord of the words 446 December 25, 2020

April 16th

April 16th is national hand holding day🤝 maybe there is a special someone , that u want to notice u, or maybe you just haven’t had the balls to ask out or crush, or maybe u just haven’t grabbed ur girlfriend/boyfriends hand because ur afraid, we’ll now is ur chance Have Fun!

Omg I’ve been wanting to hold her hand forever and now I have an excuse since it is April 16th

by AprilTruthsAndDares April 13, 2019

April 30

A day where you don’t grab fucking shit. Not even you virgins. March is so fucking weird. Stop doing weird shit.

Hey bro it’s April 30 let’s just be regular human beings!

by Wassaaaaaaaaaa April 13, 2019