Not nice one Wez

when a geezer comes into your house, cracks open a cold one, but doesn't offer to make a cuppa before cycling back home

"Where's Wez gone?"

"Think he's gone home James. Think he stole your TV remote too"

"Not nice one Wez"

by THEREALWEZMEMEBOI June 30, 2017

one shot sally

Where you use something once, and it gets the job done.

David is a one shot sally. Damn this one gun in MW3 that only reloads once in a lifetime but kills a butt load of kids in one shot is a one shot sally.

by One-Shot sally June 12, 2012

One-upper

The phrase used to describe the consumption of drugs (particularly MDMA) orally usually in the parachute form done by placing the substance in a small piece of toilet paper or similar material and consuming with a drink usually alcoholic or juice.

I’m probably going to do a one-upper with this M, it lasts way longer.

by Wolfraider May 17, 2020

one

two

three or else one can call it a fake

by 🍀 November 30, 2022

Goose-In-One

Killing a goose with a golf ball and then using the gooses power that you gained from killing it to hit a hole in one.

Evan got a Goose-In-One at the Golf Course
(True story)

by Ryceball August 20, 2025

Look at the tomatoes on that one

When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake all directions.

Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.

by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023

The old one two

Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time

You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two

by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023