by affw21 June 30, 2021
Get the Most Fried Cuntmug. Where is it, I cannot encroach upon thy Clit Mountain, for there is a mighty Cunt Flap obscuring my approach?!?!
by Bupp&Zeider January 26, 2025
Get the Cunt Flapmug. by FibAlex February 1, 2018
Get the Cuntmug. Ape Cunt is very similar to Ape Shit, however the key difference is pertains to a female. Specifically, an angry, infuriated, livid bitch.
Joe: "Hey, you talk to Rich?"
Tim: "nah, not since his wife caught him at the strip club. She went all Ape Cunt on his ass!"
Tim: "nah, not since his wife caught him at the strip club. She went all Ape Cunt on his ass!"
by Zel1 January 8, 2015
Get the Ape Cuntmug. Village man:
Dis here woman made my ship feel well accomodated man. It was like one night in a 5 star hotel up there.
Village man 2:
Yah? Mi Pidgin English is a bit shabby but I dam know what you werrin about, my princess got the same, wet, long like a trip to the water-park without even having to know how to swim!
Village man also:
You two bein silly, my woman got the creole cunt tu. She made room for both my arms and lags nd' I go crawl into it for a good catnap, being true speak.
Dis here woman made my ship feel well accomodated man. It was like one night in a 5 star hotel up there.
Village man 2:
Yah? Mi Pidgin English is a bit shabby but I dam know what you werrin about, my princess got the same, wet, long like a trip to the water-park without even having to know how to swim!
Village man also:
You two bein silly, my woman got the creole cunt tu. She made room for both my arms and lags nd' I go crawl into it for a good catnap, being true speak.
by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020
Get the Creole Cuntmug. 1. A chronic condition characterized by an individual displaying signs of extreme delusion, chronic ass-kissing, and an unjustified sense of superiority — usually found loitering in the workplace, spewing nonsense with the confidence of a TED Talk speaker who’s never read a book.
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Ex. “Jake said, ‘I’ve seen it all in this business.’
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
by sucondeez April 26, 2025
Get the Cunt Nuggitismug. Starting around 2008, in certain regions of northern Utah, United States, it is used to describe a woman who does NOT cower when when being verbally abused by either a ridiculously old-fashioned man, or anyone who believes they are of a higher value to society (or God's Gift To The Universe/Queen Bee/Pink Bully) than the woman than they are attempting to verbally or emotionally degrade.
One: "So when we went to Area51 last weekend down in Salt Lake, I went in to touch up my make-up, and here's this chick at the mirror, does NOT move when I come into the bathroom. So I told the bitch, 'You're hogging my mirror, you cunt.', and she looks at me and says, 'I'd rather be a cunt than a pussy like you any time.' I was STUNNED! AND she had the balls to keep putting in her contact lens!"
Two: "So I got home, and my lazy wife has already fed the kids and put the leftovers in the fridge. So I told her to get her ass to the store and buy me a new steak, more broccoli, and more corn on the cob, out of HER allowance that I give her, and she tells me that the same thing was in the fridge, on a plate, and to microwave it! Like I'M suddenly the wife! So I said to her, "Look, you cunt, you're on this planet to serve ME!', and she just looks at me, doesn't even flinch, and tells me that if I'm too damned dumb to figure out the microwave, I deserve to go without dinner, and walks away. I had to go to my mom's house to get dinner."
Two: "So I got home, and my lazy wife has already fed the kids and put the leftovers in the fridge. So I told her to get her ass to the store and buy me a new steak, more broccoli, and more corn on the cob, out of HER allowance that I give her, and she tells me that the same thing was in the fridge, on a plate, and to microwave it! Like I'M suddenly the wife! So I said to her, "Look, you cunt, you're on this planet to serve ME!', and she just looks at me, doesn't even flinch, and tells me that if I'm too damned dumb to figure out the microwave, I deserve to go without dinner, and walks away. I had to go to my mom's house to get dinner."
by bIrqul June 12, 2011
Get the Cuntmug.